When Something Bad Happens To A "Good" Man….
Nevertheless, here is a perfect opportunity to rake Mary-Kate Olsen over the coals. The paparazzi (mostly male) already dislike her. She has the nerve to be filthy rich and shun them to boot. Plus, the bitch has enough nerve not to smile. Every good woman knows that she must smile on demand so the menz can think she likes their harassment! How dare Mary-Kate refuse to feed them with tantalising tidbits that may pornographically suggest that she will be dead before thirty? Once the paparazzi got a taste of a feeding frenzy after Olsen’s bout with an eating order it was on. They want more, they need more, they demand more if they have to fabricate it themselves.
So now, the story will not die that the masseuse called Olsen, one, two, three, four times. This is perfect. It will be used to reveal how Mary-Kate is a ride or die, how Mary-Kate is shady proven by how she is prepared to deal with shadiness. A ride or die attribute outside the loyalty of one specific dick would be too close to the men among men philosophy. Women cannot possess traits of taking care of business that can be mistaken for traits reserved for men among men unless there is dedicated fucking involved. If dick is involved her loyalty to that business is understood. See, ride or die is feminised. It is something one special bitch has/does, however, men among men is something all (okay, almost all) men believe and do. Olsen’s actions will not be presented as a way most Hollywood people are taught to respond, instead she will be cut out of the whole and crucified for being a rotten apple among rotten apples (the paparazzi will pretend for this case that not all the other apples are rotten or the ruse will not work). I mean God Damn; a good man is dead, someone needs to pay! It has to be the fault of a woman somehow and since Ledger’s amiable baby mama (wow, I see it now, Michelle Williams is the whore-Madonna, she is the whore as Ledger’s unmarried baby mama, but now in comparison to Olsen she is the Madonna. Perfect!) was out of the country, another woman must be the stand-in for the whore position, no, not the whore position, the Whore Position, the Down-and-Dirty-Masochist-Whore Position. Mary-Kate come on down! The media wants to pretend that if you were not in the way, the good man could have been saved. It is all your fault!