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The New Politics of So So Suck My Toe All The Way To Mexico

June 19, 2008
The same so attitude that Cheney and Bush created, the media pushed and the American people allowed. Bush and Cheney: “We made the United States 10 trillion dollars in debt? So!” “We started an unjustifiable war. So!” “We lied about Valerie Plame. So!” So. So. So. So. So.

Obama claimed he was the hopey and changey man, the new politics, the clean and pure politics. He lied. Today he changed his mind about using the public financing system. So. So. So. It ain’t like the American people will do anything about it. He is exercising his god given dictatorial right to be just as lying and dirty as all the rest (it makes it okay if others are doing it you know, {wink}). Media Matters and other so called liberal media watch dogs are just pointing fingers at McCain’s flip flopping, as if to say, since he does it so can Obama. But, but, but, but, what happened to the purity bent, the change angle, the I am better than everyone else bent? Ah, it’s about reality now, the down and dirty. So the politician lies about being different in order to separate himself from the pack just to join the pack when it comes time to fight for the alpha position in the pack. Oh, okay, I’m getting it now. I think.

Imagine, Bill was ashamed of having consensual oral sex and lying about it. Bill, Bill, Bill, you lightweight, don’t you know you cannot have a conscience in this game of tyrant of the hill. Oh yeah, and you are a racist (I had to add that, it is standard operating procedure, direct orders from the O man (but deny it if confronted). The American people (well not all, just the ones who want change the appearance of change, must do their duty and remind the rest of the country how much Bill Clinton and that conniving cunt wife of his are racists (even now after he has stolen the nomination, because a no vote equals a vote that was intended for him), and that reminder must come every 3.3211111 seconds. How dare those hillbillies actually believe (and want) to work in public service and work the system the way it was supposedly intended to work, you know, for the good of the people, the collective. Hah! Chicago is in the house now. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Party over here. Get your So on.

No, the empty suit’s supporters will not do a thing, they will just dig a little deeper in their excuse bag (if they even bother) and come up with some half-ass don’t even makes sense reason to give the inexperienced candidate a free pass or they will attack the person reminding them of his lies, because we all know this new transcendent generation don’t like to feel pain, well unless it is the S&M type, that is totally acceptable, even empowering. “I choose my choice.” Oh the tears will rain down in about 2014, “Why were we so blind. We were hoodwinked. It is so unfair. It was not our fought! They they they they caused us to hope and forced us not to check the facts!”

Then there are more lies. Lies. Lies. Lies. Obama’s campaign claims they tried to talk to McCain’s campaign about both parties accepting and using the public financing system. However, McCain’s campaign states unequivocally that no such conversation has ever taken place or was attempted. Oh well. The American people will not do a fucking thing about it. Oh yeah there is that one thing the whole foods I’m so kewl and better than you people because I at least think about my privilege love to do so much, they brag about how enlighten and pure they are for being so post-racial and post-sexism (because they think about it. In these dark times of it’s all about me, fuck the planet, fuck your rape stories, fuck the price of buying a house, fuck your wage, fuck what your employer did to you, fuck the lack of trees and the cost of fuel (Goddammit! Americans use more fuel than Europe so it should be cheaper for us), thinking about it is the same as practicing it. It’s like magic I tell you! I wish thinking about food actually provided food. I wish thinking about shelter actually provided shelter. I wish thinking about love and compassion actually provided love and compassion. I wish thinking about being treated with dignity actually provided dignified treatment). Who knew that being a doormat equates to being transcendent. All the doormats of the country should be proud, this is your moment, you are what you have been waiting for to wipe your own feet on.

Heavy rains in the forecast.

  1. Deb permalink
    June 20, 2008 7:06 pm

    kitty…Girl you broke it down!!! He never planned to use public financing. I believe it was a ruse to suck McCain into it – and it worked! Remember this statement from him back in November?

    ‘‘Senator John McCain has already pledged to accept this fundraising pledge. If I am the Democratic nominee, I will aggressively pursue an agreement with the Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election.’’

    Now his excuse is they “couldn’t reach an agreement” and “Well, he’s been using private money already.” That man was never going to do this! No need to interrupt that payola flow now.

    This is his brand (read: Daley-esque) of bait-and-switch politics writ large. He used it to become an Illinois senator, to disenfranchise FL/MI, to keep Hillary off the 1st ballot in Denver in August…and the beat goes on because you’re right, the Pied Piper has worked the blind mice to death.

  2. Deb permalink
    June 20, 2008 8:39 pm

    kitty…Not sure about the exact month of the above statement, November, February – either way, it was before he became the nominee. Check this site out:

    As we talk about this public financing trick bag, in which McCain finds himself, know that Obama was instrumental in hamstringing the FEC. So McCain’s kind of stuck, but he made sure he was not. …Bradley Smith, a former FEC chairman who has been monitoring a simmering Senate battle over Bush nominee Hans A. von Spakovsky. “If nobody blinks before the Senate recess, the commission will be immobilized.”

    Exactly what the Obama campaign wanted! I despise what Obama is, but you have to admit, they are master damn strategists! Yes, von Spakovsky was a dick, but he was also an opportunity waiting to happen to rile the Black community! This shit was in the works a long, long time!

    Got your popcorn? The Obama show has begun on CNN! 🙂

  3. Kitty Glendower permalink
    June 21, 2008 3:10 am

    Good thing that 17 stupid girls made a pregnancy pact. Because the news can focus on them instead of Obama’s unringing of the bell once again.

  4. ZACK permalink
    June 22, 2008 4:13 am

    Kitty, you are purring something fierce! (Excuse the corny ass pun) 🙂

    I really enjoyed this post. You showed resolve and confidence in what you were writing. I agree with most of what you wrote. The rest, I skimmed over because I’m getting ready to go to sleep. My bad!

    The Internet is sleep on you, Kitty! You need more site traffic.

    Take care!

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