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Eating Shyt Is Not Feminist!*

May 17, 2009

I’ve heard some feminists assert that radical feminists should eat shyt, because the person feeding the shyt may, perhaps, one day, reveal a golden nugget of valuable information. Except, here is the catch, one must eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, eat shyt, with no end in sight, no clue to when that valuable nugget may appear, but still eat shyt eat shyt eat shyt eat shyt eat shyt eat shyt eat shyt, because maybe, just maybe that golden nugget may be in the next lump of shyt. Feminists are being advised by so-called feminists to eat shyt on good faith, to take their word that the golden nugget will appear some day. Forget about the possibility of becoming accustomed to the taste and smell of shyt even though eventually you will no longer detect shyt when you are being fed shyt. And, if you are not being fed shyt, but in close proximity to the smell of shyt and you can see the shyt being fed to other women, you should shut it, and not express your oversensitivity to the smell and/or taste of shyt. Because you know, in some bizarre illogical reasoning, making the shytter feel welcome will discourage the shytter from staying.

I don’t eat shyt, regardless of who the shytter is. Just a tip, if you want to empower yourself, perhaps you should not eat shyt either.

* changed the i to y in an attempt to keep the perverts away.  Nasty bastards.

4 Comments
  1. Polly Styrene permalink
    May 17, 2009 7:11 pm

    So is this what not telling me to do looks like then? I’m requesting that my blog be delinked before you do it anyway.

  2. May 17, 2009 8:09 pm

    Oh, the twistedness of it all.

    If we address the misogyny of a comment, on the blog where it was published, we’re “piling on.” If we address it here, we’re “telling you what to do.” Seems the only thing that would satisfy you is if we just agree with you that the comment wasn’t misogynist. It’s not going to happen.

  3. May 17, 2009 8:31 pm

    And I also wanted to say that having Polly ask me to delink her is the *worst* possible outcome I could have foreseen coming out of all of this. It’s not something I wanted to do. I don’t like stifling the flow of feminist knowledge.

  4. May 18, 2009 1:07 am

    Polly, were you the one that recommended feminists eat misogynist’s shit, or was it the self-appointed Queen of feminism who said so at your blog? You could not bother to acknowledge that calling women contaminated is misogynist. No, you went out of your way to say you were not the one who said it. So, I don’t understand why now you are owning something you didn’t say.

    No one has told you what to do, and still is not telling you what to do. I am informing everyone that I don’t think it is very feminist to eat shit. And anyone who recommends that women eat shit is not someone I want to listen to.

    It just seems very strange whenever feminists are actually advocating self-value, or self-empowerment, out pops distracters to beat those self-valuing feminists back into submission. It is not feminist to recommend that women eat misogynist shit, regardless of who that shitter is. It is not.

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