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Female Fetusicide Made Easier

June 9, 2009

intelligenderboxAs early as 10 weeks, you too can learn the sex of your fetus, [not gender you fucking morons, sex! ].

“No, no, I don’t hate little girls, we just want, I mean need a little boy. Yes, yes, we already have a boy, but we need another little boy. Honestly. Nothing against girls. Don’t get me wrong. Girls are necessary. My little boys will need them around to poke.”

11 Comments
  1. June 9, 2009 8:46 pm

    Well, just so long as it isn’t used to abort the male ones *eye roll*.

  2. June 9, 2009 8:58 pm

    No no no no no, how dare you even think about it. All male twinkles in the milkman’s eye must be protected from harm. Actually, I don’t know why the anti-abortion people don’t pass out this test and limit their protest to the women with male fetuses only. It would only seem like the natural thing to do, since, every time I see an anti-abortion rally I see more men than women out there, shouting and poking their signs up in the air. Nasty poked air.

  3. June 9, 2009 9:01 pm

    “Nasty poked air.”

    LOL.

    I think you may be onto something, though, with the anti-abortion folks and this test. What a boon to them.

  4. June 10, 2009 12:35 am

    Nah, they’re too stupid. They yell at the fricking NURSES “Mommy, mommy, don’t kill your baby!” You would think they could figure out that probably someone wearing SCRUBS was not there for an abortion. But no. Jesus told them never to assume.

  5. atheistwoman permalink
    June 10, 2009 1:43 am

    Jesus tells them lots of things, Amy. Wait, I got that wrong, they *are* Jesus, erm godhead, erm sumthin. Very true, very frightening.

    Speaking of “needing” little girls around to poke, well that’s no problem. Import, import, import.

  6. June 10, 2009 4:53 am

    Do you support selective abortion of male fetuses, Kitty? When I was a teenager, I always said I’d abort if the fetus were male (I grew up with an older brother, and I have NO desire to raise little boys). Now I want to adopt existing girl children inside of creating them, but I support a woman’s right to abort for whatever reason she wants

    • June 10, 2009 5:01 am

      Wait, that was a dumb question. I’m sure you’re ok with women aborting male fetuses.

  7. June 10, 2009 6:18 am

    The testimonials on that site are all a bit bizarre, raving on like it selects the sex, rather than just informing you of the sex.

    I wanted to let you guys know, I’m 16wks and I took your test last wed. morning 3/4/09, the test clearly said I’m having a boy. I already have three boys so I was wondering if this time around it might be a girl. So I decided to go get an ultrasound done on sat. 3/7/09, sure enough I am having a boy! Thank you and I am so excited about my little guy!!

    Tammy Cook

    So, even if you have twenty little guys already, be excited for yet another one!

  8. June 10, 2009 6:27 am

    I have to make up a fake testimonial, after re-reading “[not gender you fucking morons, sex! ]”.

    I used the test at 12 weeks, we already have a boy and a girl, and guess what, this time the test showed we were having a transgirl!

    • June 10, 2009 1:17 pm

      LOL. A woman after my own sense of mocking. I thought the same thing. “I hope my fetus with its penis is already feeling like a woman. The results gave off a clear sky blue but I knew, just knew, I could feel, I could feel that the true color was pink. The petri dish was just not allowing the pink to shine through. But I know my fetus can feel the pink.”

  9. June 10, 2009 1:50 pm

    And more from the fake testimonials department:

    Thank you IntelliGender, your test enabled us to properly prepare for our transgirl. Even in the early stages of pregnancy I wore pink, high heels and a lot of make-up to prepare hir for life outside the womb. We were even able to decorate the nursery in frilly pink before hir arrival. And all our friends knew to buy dollies and tea-sets so zhe would grow up to be a real laydee. Thanks again IntelliGender!

    *fast forward to 20 years later* Tranzactivists are now able to claim they were TWs even before birth! None of this sloppy “I knew I was a woman when I was four” business.

    In another few decades, IntelliGender will refine their test so that the GENDER can be known at the moment of conception. Ah, the marvels of technology.

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