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Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Got His Wish

November 5, 2009

He will not be deploying to Iraq.

I will need to get the popcorn ready. The patriots will have a field day with that name. I will be interested in seeing how they will juxtapose his position in the American military industry complex with domestic terrorism. All of this right after the news that the average kid is too dumb, fat, and delinquent to stand in as a military target. The irony of course is, the Whole Foods’ children, you know, those fucking snobs who send their children to private schools, count calories and vitamins, and tell the less fortunate that we are too stupid to vote properly, will no longer have the poor to use as military fodder. If they want their imperialist nation protected they will have to send their educated, healthy and non-delinquent (because mommy and daddy made it all go away) children to the front lines. HAH! Whose eating the pizza pockets now fuckers? Maybe Whole Foods will be contracted to make the M.R.Es.

3 Comments
  1. atheistwoman permalink
    November 6, 2009 2:42 pm

    They already found a solution, subcontract the whole nasty business out to white supremacist South African and Latin American death squads. It’s all cool.

    Oh Hessians!

  2. atheistwoman permalink
    November 6, 2009 2:44 pm

    “Whose eating the pizza pockets now fuckers? ”
    Have you ever considered stand up comedy?

    On the other hand, pizza pockets make me gag, mostly because of that whole pizza bit.

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