Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Got His Wish
I will need to get the popcorn ready. The patriots will have a field day with that name. I will be interested in seeing how they will juxtapose his position in the American military industry complex with domestic terrorism. All of this right after the news that the average kid is too dumb, fat, and delinquent to stand in as a military target. The irony of course is, the Whole Foods’ children, you know, those fucking snobs who send their children to private schools, count calories and vitamins, and tell the less fortunate that we are too stupid to vote properly, will no longer have the poor to use as military fodder. If they want their imperialist nation protected they will have to send their educated, healthy and non-delinquent (because mommy and daddy made it all go away) children to the front lines. HAH! Whose eating the pizza pockets now fuckers? Maybe Whole Foods will be contracted to make the M.R.Es.