Christopher Savoie Still Whining
As I was eating my Mother’s Day dinner, no, I don’t celebrate by default, it simply is what it turns out to be, I find it terribly commercial, unlike how I can engage a favorable cognitive dissonance when it comes to the jolly days of Christmas, and waiting for PBS’s Foyle’s War (I have time, thus, I will vent now), Dateline, in bad form gave airtime to none other than that crybaby male cracker of the century, Christopher Savoie. Yes, that whiny little prick that I wrote about previously. Badly done Dateline/NBC. Putting the fact that I don’t really believe in Mother’s Day aside, I must acknowledge that the larger part of the American population does, hence, the bloody cheek NBC demonstrated by placing a “father’s” story front and center on none other than Mother’s Day. Way to go you fucking assholes.
And Meredith Vieira, —whatever. Go put some underwear on.
Nevertheless, Savoie is still going on with his big ol’ pantomime of purpose. Translation follows:
“Boo hooo hoo, I cheated on my Japanese wife with an American white woman in Japan after I became a Japanese citizen. I cheated for years while we lived in Japan. I learned the language. I embraced the culture, well, as long as it contributed to making me feel like a king. Then when I got enough of skulking about behind the rows of Japanese knotweed with my mistress I packed the Japanese wife and kids up and moved to the great state of Tennessee. Once there, barely a week, barely enough time for Noriko and the children to acclimate, I ran to the good ol’ white bread patriarchal courts and asked for a divorce . I knew they would understand. I broke off a little cheddar [money] to Noriko and assumed all would be well. Because being the white American male prick [dick] that I am, I assumed that Noriko would just take it [my dick] in the ass and like it. Yes, I had no doubt that Noriko would play the role of mother to my children and allow me to come and go as I please [fuck other women]. Then, to my astonished surprise, one day, ol’girl up and took the children back to Japan. That’s right. Where in the hell did she get the gumption? I thought I had her under control. Actually, if I bother to self reflect I may realize that I don’t care one iota about my children, really. Really it is all about that cunt trumping me.
Meredith honey, you seem like a nice sympathizing white woman, could you please tell me why people keep wishing I would have had a revelation during the recent floods here in Tennessee?”