To: Our Bowling Green State University, Commenter
I have gathered the date, time, and ISP of all of your comments, including the times you’ve visited and did not leave a comment, and forwarded them to Bowling Green State University. Bowling Green State University is a public institution, therefore, it receives both state and federal funds. The type of racist and sexist comments that you have been leaving may not only jeopardize your standing at the university, be it if you are a student, staff, and/or faculty but may also taint Bowling Green State University. Thus, in the interest of maintaining the integrity of what I imagine is an institution that provides other worthy students/staff/faculty with an education and/or employment, I brought this matter to their attention.
I appreciate the ignorance of your clumsiness. Feel free to provide me with additional stupidity. You may get the attention you have been asking for. Let’s hope.