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Death Threats Are So Passé

March 15, 2011

Death threats are so passé. Everyone seems to get them at the slightest hint of disagreement. They mean nothing to me and any possible power only lies in what the “victim” gives them. Actually, I am beginning to think if you don’t get a death threat there must be something wrong with you. You must be incredibly boring or chose to bypass the Botox craze and must now be punished.

People would know and understand that death threats are passé if they were not so busy trying to coin their own special snowflakey vernacular and listen to some of their grandparents, perhaps even great grandparents or even a retired letter carrier. The reality is, in most cases, “Dogs that bark don’t bite.” Barking dogs now have computers.  I have always been so annoyed watching people react insanely from a barking dog. Give me a break already, it is that crazy delusional rabid dog that lies in wait that bites, not those yapping through the fence dogs.

For example, if anyone on the internet were to actually try and find and kill me, in all probability it would probably be one of those crazy ass delusional trannies. They are the only ones who are so crazy that they may believe hunting someone down and killing them will get their point across, –that point being, that everyone in the whole universe must believe (and shout at the top of their lungs) that mutilated bodies means biology has been conquered. As if. “Take that you stupid bitch {Stab Stab Stab} [Because you just know Trannies are stabbers and not shooters] {Stab Stab Stab} I am a woman, {Stab Stab Stab} I am a {Stab} woman, I {Stab} {Sobbing while breathing hard} am a woman.” After that they will probably steal all of my unused Shiseido. No sense in wasting it.

Males, as in heterosexual males need a picture to fixate on. That’s how those loonies operate. Not to imply posting a picture makes it one’s fault; —it is just what it is. Like it is not a celebrity’s fault if her/his picture is out there and some loony latches on to it and photo shops insertions of themselves in it,  and the like. Nothing like viewing a loony’s scrapbook to pass a slow news day. A typical heterosexual male is lazy. He is not going to waste time tracking and hunting someone down, just to find out he is not sexually aroused by their appearance.

Then again, if you think I am just referring to the MTFs, you may want to think again. Those FTMs who are downing the steroids like jellybeans are really becoming a menace. What a sad-sad woman who cuts her breast off and takes steroids in hopes of looking, at best,  like Stephen Colbert.

Nevertheless, here is the thing about death threats, come prepare. Because if you ever really really come to kill someone, you might just be killed. Are you ready for that?

As I said, passé, baby, passé.

9 Comments
  1. March 15, 2011 5:04 pm

    No death threats were harmed in the making of this post. {Now, everyone must run around in circles and scream.}

  2. la redactora permalink
    March 15, 2011 8:30 pm

    Stephen Colbert is the most attractive man on television ;-).

    • la redactora permalink
      March 15, 2011 11:31 pm

      That by the way, was a joke. I have not just admitted that I am attracted to Colbert, and all that.

    • March 16, 2011 12:11 am

      I knew you weren’t worried about Stephen Colbert.

    • la redactora permalink
      March 16, 2011 12:21 am

      Oh I know that you weren’t, but you have an audience, and a certain cough mean cough person is known for wildly misinterpreting certain comments/posts on this blog, and any place that could be said to be loosely associated with it, and using them to insinuate all sorts of things about anyone and everyone she chooses.

  3. jilla permalink
    March 15, 2011 11:19 pm

    Kitty, you are too funny. And such a good writa.

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