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LMAO: Zany Yankees

May 11, 2011

In snowstorms, vehicle owners with such a need mark the space as their own that their vehicle previously occupied after digging out the heavy snow that covered the vehicle and blocked them in. The legality and level of enforcement of existing laws pertaining to this practice varies by location. Generally, curbside parking spaces are public property and are available to vehicles on a first-come, first-served basis. Still, respecting these makeshift markers has been accepted by citizens as a common courtesy during snowstorms.

The practice is often most effective when accompanied by the threat or actual occurrence of a “look of consternation” from a vigilant, often elderly neighbor who “keeps watch” in their neighbor’s absence. While use is year-round, it is a particularly time-honored tradition in times of great snowfall accumulation, when a resident who “digs out” their spot on the street essentially declares eminent domain, which often goes unchallenged by neighbors for fear of retribution.

The idea of the practice is that the person who has reserved the space is declaring dibs to the space from which s/he has freed his/her vehicle for future parking during the remainder of the storm and as long as snow remains on the ground[8]. It is generally a Lockean recognition that the effort of the physical exertion of digging provides an entitlement to the space where the vehicle was previously located. But in some instances, spaces get reserved in this fashion even before a snowstorm starts.

4 Comments
  1. la redactora permalink
    May 11, 2011 9:48 pm

    I will never forget going to Boston as a child to stay with friends, and having to dig out the car, and watching the whole street do the same. Zany Yankees indeed.

  2. la redactora permalink
    May 13, 2011 1:26 am

    Also, the fact that all of that was on wikipedia at all, especially this

    The practice is often most effective when accompanied by the threat or actual occurrence of a “look of consternation” from a vigilant, often elderly neighbor who “keeps watch” in their neighbor’s absence

    makes it the article equivalent of those people who used to go around to random articles and edit them to say “Homer Simpson” in the middle of random sentences.

  3. la redactora permalink
    May 13, 2011 1:59 am

    Yes, that person should channel their frustrations into creative writing or Op-eds, not poor old wikipedia :-).

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