The Democratic version of Republican terrorism threats. Scare the little piggies into shelter so no one will notice what the big bad wolf is doing.
By the way, you need to BUY, BUY little piggies, BUY!
Coca-Cola ain’t going to buy itself!
ETA: We have a winner!
First: Make a hurricane look worse than it is.
Second: Pat self on back for responding better than response for hurricane that was worse, even though that worse hurricane was the a posteriori for the lesser hurricane that was supposedly responded better to.
This administration is a saint, I tell you, a SAINT!