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Man Dressed as Woman Arrested for Stealing Breast Pump at Wal-Mart

May 30, 2013

On Thursday College Station [Texas] police say 18-year-old John Robert Reliford, who was dressed as a female at the time, walked into the CS Wal-Mart empty-handed.

While inside, he grabbed an eyelash curler valued at $1.98, a double breast pump valued at $127.77, and breast milk bags valued at $18.97 – A total value of $148.72. The report says Reliford then attempted to return those items. After being denied the return, he exited the store, leaving the bag of merchandise behind.

The report goes on to say Reliford continued walking into the parking lot towards the Texaco Station located in the 2200 block of Longmire. Police followed Reliford and he was arrested for theft.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. May 30, 2013 12:32 pm

    I guess he thought he looked like someone who would have needed a breast pump.

  2. Mary Sunshine permalink
    May 30, 2013 1:31 pm

    Theatrical props. They’re a good thing.

  3. femmeforever permalink
    May 30, 2013 6:58 pm

    This guy is gross but what exactly did he steal? He did not successfully process the return. He left the merch behind. Am I missing something? Is there such a crime as attempted theft?

  4. la redactora permalink
    June 2, 2013 11:14 am

    He probably stole it for one of his kinks.

  5. June 25, 2013 3:31 pm

    Crossdressers use them to “develop” their breasts. They take over-the-counter herbal menopause and Breast Enhancer treatments and use breast pump suction to create boobs. Seriously. There are several YouTube videos showing males how to make their own pumps or the best way to use purchased pumps. They are quite proud of their results too. One of the many, many, many, many reasons why Transvestite Disorder is in the American Psychiatric Association DSM V.

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